Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The Day of Pentecost (Sunday :-)

Bulletin: Pentecost%20C%20May%2027%202007.pdf

Sermon: (I'm having problems retrieving the sermon from my iRiver IFP-790, I think the nic is broken... stay tuned to see if this appears but I'm not holding my breath.)







Saturday, May 26, 2007

St. Patrick's Day Secrets Revealed

LOL Last One I Promise!

The Secrets of Strawberry Kwik Revealed

OMG I LOVE THIS GUY... tooo funny :-D

Secret secrets of THE SECRET revealed

HAHA

Sony's flexible, full-color OLED

OMG the WORLD has changed while I was sleeping LOL.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Sherry's B-Day




7 Lobsters later!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

King of Lawns



Cameron convinced M&D that he could do a better job than Andrew did on the lawn last year... well my gosh he has!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Easter 7

OH I'm bad! I hadn't put my iRiver software on my Vista machine so I've been tardy with my sermons. Anyway blame everything on Vista, no one will ever argue, they will just feel sympathy LOL :-p

Sermon:
Easter7C2007Gl.MP3
or
Easter7C2007F.MP3

Bulletin:
Easter%207%20C%20May%2020%202007.pdf

GMail: Still on the Fence?

I say this every 6 months or so, but seriously... you still don't have a g-mail account? If you're still using your "POP" accounts, such as blahblahblah@sympatico.ca or blahblahblah@nbnet.nb.ca, you're getting a ton of spam and a headache with a crummy user interface. Worse still is the lack of attachment size... you simply can't attach pictures etc.

Well G-Mail has now announced that the limit of 10mb attachment size is up to 20mb!

Their interface is clean and user friendly, it is so much better than Yahoo mail or MSN mail... what are you waiting for? Send me an e-mail asking for an invite. Do I get anything for advertising them? NO NO NO. I just know they are great. I have been using them for 4 years and have NEVER touched my POP server since.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Me at Brookwood


Thanks Zach, you caught me unaware :-)

Friday, May 18, 2007

An Early B-Day


Why is Cameron eating toast with peanut butter? I must be starving him.


Andrew turns 16 this August... ya "early" is an understatement. He showed not just interest but a real drive to learn bass guitar, so being the sucker that I am I moved some mountains in our budget, called Mom and Dad, and low and behold a Star is Born:

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Fun Flash Game: Cat with Bow

This is sooooo much fun I can't tell you. Click on the cat, then hold your left mouse button down to pull back, the more your pull back the more power. A hint is you can fire in mid air. It takes some getting used to but it is a nice distraction.

The Bible to be Banned???

An interesting yet sensational article... makes one think?

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Doh

LOL :-D This has to be the stupidest thing "evah"

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Scientology at it's Best

What is it? What do they believe? Check it...


ZOMG ROTFLMAO They are serious too... LOL I'm glad the Stars in Hollywood are happy to part with their money.

Jerry Falwell, Dead at 74

May he rest in peace. But listen to just a few of his "Christian" views:


"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals”

"God has removed it's veil of protection from America in no small part, because of the feminists and the gays"

"“The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country”

“If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being”



I wonder what the Lord is saying to him today? Here is a scary site with even more quotes to make one think about what a real fundamentalist promotes in the USA: I'm scared. It is one thing to Honour your Lord and Saviour it is quite another to promote hatred and exclusion.

Facebook Plunge

egads

Moi

More on the Anglican Issues of the Day

A great Epistle / Presentation from The Most Revd Njongonkulu Ndungane, for those interested in the "Anglican Issue".

Google's Ten Commandments

You may love or hate the internet either way you're here reading this and I'd bet at some point you have used Google. I remember the days when Yahoo was THE search engine followed by Ask Jeeves. Well they are number one now, and actually I've heard them used as a verb (to google).

This link is why they rocketed to the top and why they are giving the almighty Microsoft Corp. a run for their money!

The Big Ten

Monday, May 14, 2007

Quackers: Father Matthew Presents

... Quackers also doesn't run away when the door is open like my dogs.

Is Your Cell Phone Sleepy?

This is kinda like under the title "your not serious"?

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Mother's Day

For all the Mom's who read this humble blog, many blessings this day, especially to "Nanny", Mary and my Mom. And to my lovely wife, Sherry, all my love this day!

Here are some links on Mom's Day:
http://www.mothersdaycelebration.com/
http://www.dayformothers.com/
http://www.holidays.net/mother/

Sherry had Breakfast in Bed... Liam and Cameron look, sort-of confident in the chef!?!

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Men are Happier

"Men are Just Happier People" was sent to me by a Diocesan Priest: no not Chris+ :-) I hope the men get a chuckle and the women don't throw anything at me.


What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a Swiss Army knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24.
No wonder men are happier.




LOL

Friday, May 11, 2007

Careful of Puddles

This has been a very very busy week, but here is a link that is sure to make you laugh, cry and be filled with horror!

http://poetry.rotten.com/suzuki/

Monday, May 07, 2007

Pictures of a Busy Weekend

Much was going on this past weekend; Brookwood had their pre-clean up day when they assess the needs of the camp and what is to be done on the clean-up day proper, Sunday services went on as normal but with the addition of Choral Evensong at St. Luke's Woodstock under the leadership of many members of the Diocesan Choir School. This year they celebrate 50 years of continuous music ministry. Along with all of this were presentations of medals commemorating years of service to Jean Kinney, one of my organists, and the Archdeacon, Walter Williams. I even snapped some pictures of Chris Hayes+ snapping pictures and of his wife and daughter. Enjoy the weekend in picture form.








Friday, May 04, 2007

Don't Give Homework on Fridays

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=11203

Above is an audio recording of a little Dublin girl ... I'm sure it's a prank. lol

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Wife's at Work: Supper?


I did think maybe I could cook with Chris's+ bird, but thought not...


Indeed the supper duties have been passed on to the next in line: moi!

As Sherry said last night, I'm going to need to walk much more, yum. On the first night the family had a Lamb Roast with Greek Salad, roast potatoes and artichoke heart dip. The day after they had Fagotini (vegetable ravioli packets) with a portobello mushroom and blue cheese sauce. Yesterday it was like Christmas; a Turkey with two types of pork sausage stuffing (inside and an outside stuffing) with lots of sage, celery and onions. there was also sprouts, carrots, mash potatoes and nips and we finished off with Triffle: hum maybe I need to walk!!!!!!

Why all the roasts? Well they go much farther in a family our size, and leftovers end up saving us a ton of cash. Also we will have turkey tonight and curry tomorrow. Maybe burgers on the weekend, but we are moving in the direction of hot meat of some sort with lots and lots of salads.

Gosh I'm hungry now.

New Found Friends


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A few days ago, Paul Donison+ drove up from McAdam to Florenceville to meet Chris Hayes+ and myself and spend the day in fellowship, to share a meal and a coffee and to investigate Camp Brookwood. All I can say is that Paul+ is a very blessed priest and a great addition to this diocese; check out his blog.

The Pictures describe our funny day: 1) unfortunately I can't say that no birds were harmed in our adventure :-( 2) contemplation occurs often on the "can" in the chaplain's living room. 3) Chris+ is often shocked in church and 4) Chris+ is in fact pregnant, he can't wait for his son to arrive.

Here’s a safety tip: ICE your priest!

Here’s a safety tip: ICE your priest! This article is written by The Rev'd Peter Gillies, a good friend and great youth chaplain at Brookwood. Check it out.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Bishops' Pastoral Statement to General Synod

The Canadian Anglican bishops have made a "Pastoral Statement" to General Synod.

Let me first add that I am an Anglican and I believe in the Episcopacy. I will always support my Bishop and if I find that I am at fundamental odds with my pastoral leader I will privately ask to be permitted to look elsewhere. I continue to be amazed at the lack of Episcopal support in this diocese and I am scandalized by the many occasions of disrespect I have seen clergy give to their Bishop; but that's for another blog! I would never criticize my own diocesan publicly for I have respect for my spiritual leader and always will even if heresy arises (heresy... does that word still exist? ;-).

What I am about to say then is directed at the Pastoral letter and not at the bishops per se, but what I am saying, is I am disappointed; and here are the reasons why....

The pastoral response seems to me to be a response to the possible defeat of the motions regarding same sex blessings and seem aimed at the gay and lesbian community. It's in many ways a directive for how to include the homosexual community (though I have some reservations it's direction is not unreasonable). Unfortunately I see little "pastoral" care for those of our brother and sisters who are traditional, or if you like "conservative", on this issue. If the motions pass then there is no longer a comfort zone within the Anglican Church of Canada; at least that is the way this statement comes across.

This pastoral statement reads like a declaration and in no way like a thoughtful "caring" letter to the church... and I might add, to The Church! "This is what we will do if we fail" is the tenor of this declamatory statement.

It is sad that we have not a letter of comfort and love for ALL involved and struggling with love for neighbor, regardless of sin or orientation (notice that sexual orientation is no longer mentioned at the same time as "sin"; why do we need more discussion? Because many in the pews don't even realize that The Fall and Original Sin is theologically off the table in many theological seminaries) and yet also believe that we as a church need to remain consistent with the rest of the Church; for some even if just for a bit more time.

The battle lines have been drawn by both extremes in the church and this year's General Synod will be a turning point in the history of our Communion. I personally fear the extreme right and left of this argument. Again I reiterate that discussion and long term theological time needs to be put in place to digest all that has gone on in our church, maybe even in the past 60+ years. I do not believe that many in the pew, and some in the pulpit, understand why we ordain women and why we remarry divorced couples. What we need is a 20 year discussion on Biblical interpretation and the understanding of differing views on such matters. I encounter many times the idea that the Bible was written in Latin... or by King James. Few know the subtleties of translation and of cultural context of ancient language. There are many even in our own Canadian church who do not have translated bibles in their own language! For many General Synods we spent much time "including" our native brothers and sisters, yet on this issue, when they ask, some might say plead, for more time to digest all this, they get little more than lip service.

We will split apart due to haste and social pressures, something no one really wishes, even the extremes. Yet extreme voices are the ones being heard and moderate, cautious, voices are not. There are a whole bunch of priests who find themselves in the middle, not willing to go along with a church that moves in the direction of same-sex blessings, now possibly even marriage, yet do not want to find themselves, nor their episcopal oversight, coming from extreme conservative, puritanical, views.

I strongly believe my diocese may be one of the ones to split from the Canadian Church, yet will I feel comfortable if we depart from the BAS or our Catholic, Eucharistic understanding? Am I going to be accepted for using the Revised Common Lectionary? Inadequacies begin to arise as I contemplate, am I Book of Common Prayer enough? or Protestant enough? or Anglo-Catholic enough? Am I "Essentials" enough? Are my thoughts on Infant baptism enough? or on the reception of all the baptized at the Table enough? Am I too liberal? I think I know I'm not liberal enough for some. Just because I'm a priest doesn't mean that I am the only one asking these questions. I maintain many in the pew are worried that the church is going to far one way or the other. Many many people are afraid or the outcome at General Synod, yet many more might be more worried about what might happen to their diocese and parishes in the wake of it. Many are asking if they are "enough" one way or the other to be an Anglican any longer.

There is much pain and suffering with this issue from all "camps" and to minimize the more traditional one is sad (your bad, my beloved Bishop's in Christ); again I am in no way a far-right conservative (whatever that really means), but to just cut them off is just as bad as cutting off our gay and lesbian, or so-called "liberal", brothers and sisters. In my humble opinion a pastoral letter is just that, loving and inclusive, gathering people together reminding us of our common purpose and of the one we serve: Jesus Christ; whose ministry was restoration, who died for our sins and rose for us so that we had the assurance of eternal life. He, and He alone, will come to judge. I pray that we are not loading stumbling blocks to faith to all around, for we will be judged and our haste might just be that final block.

So again a pastoral letter is one that builds up faith, that proclaims Good News, that includes and does not throw aside. On this divisive issue one side is included, one side is having their faith restored(?), while many more are having their faith left in tatters, hearing nothing but bad news and feeling as if left aside: that's just not the Church.

But there also is a word of caution I have for all who remain in traditional doctrine and biblical exegesis mode, our Lord Jesus often judged the Pharisees and Scribes for being too literal and sticking to rules more than love. That aspect needs to be examined in all this as well.

It's been a long rant I know, blogging does that. Continue to think and pray about this issue, and for God's sake continue to have Faith in Christ Jesus and His Holy Catholic Church.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

The Dam



A few days ago a long lost friend showed up in my "inbox;" Bill Crawford. Billy and I were close friends and as I thought about him this weekend I recognized that his friendship and the time we had in Bible Study in St. Mark's, in St. Laurent Montreal, and our simple friendship and many sleepovers made a massive impact in my walk with Our Saviour. Bill and his wife Natalie and I have know each other for 25 years if not more. Though Bill got in touch just to say hi, he did remind me of his calling and the ministry which the Lord has called him to, please look up this site and if you feel called please donate to this very important ministry to Toronto Youth; and remember that many street youth are from rural Canada, who have left to find a job and hope and end up without money, losing hope and trying vices that dull the pain. The Dam deal with all youth in the hope to give them The Hope, ministry in love through Our Lord Jesus Christ.

The Dam Youth Drop in

Please donate here at Canada Helps (NPO that will send out tax receipts, they take no overhead)

If you are unable to donate, or even if you have, please pray for Bill and his team this week.

Anglican Crisis (the Elephant in the Room)

Here is a nice presentation on the ECUSA (Episcopal Church of the United States of America) situation with regard to the current controversy; same sex union and an openly gay bishop.

I like his spinning tops and the use of the "RISK" board (LMAO a War Game Board hahahahaha). His summery is very simple but it helps with an neutral overview of how we got to today.

This is a complex issue, but I do agree that what we should strive for is unity in the Church.

What we should have is a stay on all same sex blessings, ordinations of openly gay bishops etc, and further discuss the Scripture, Tradition, experience of Reason and human sexuality in and out of the church, with the whole Church. We need to remember that we are just part of the Holy Catholic Church and should work at convincing the rest of the Church, if we are so inclined, that same sex blessings make sense and is not opposed to Scripture. If the Church (Roman Catholics, Greek / Russian Orthodox, Lutheran, Calvinist, Baptist and of course our own Anglican Communion, etc) is convinced then well and good, otherwise we may just be influenced by culture.

This issue is going to come up often as we approach General Synod, it is the major issue... "The Elephant in the Corner".

I do have views on this and mine is mostly "caution". Many say we have discussed this issue enough and now is the time to make a stand against the vast majority of the Church; more discussion is needed. We have to look at Scripture and all of us need to understand that there are many different interpretations. As I recently said at a funeral, the Father has prepared many rooms in heaven... that means there are many different people and different ways to meet Christ. Love is our basic principal, that and not to judge. Sin hinders us and separates us from God, but he still loves us even when we are "in" sin. He loves first. We need to respond by loving as well. But in all that we do as "Church" we need to remember that we are just a small part of the whole, yes we do have a room prepared for us, but we all live in the same Kingdom! Therefore we should take account of all our brothers and sisters in Christ.